Paris Hilton, I know you try oh-so-hard. It can't be easy being you. There's the fact that so little about you has changed over the past few years and you're simply old news. There's the fact that most of your attempts at any form of career are met with derision. And there's that video. And it's the existence of the aforementioned gobsmacking (pun intended) video that allows me to come to terms with the look you probably thought were rocking back in March.
